A Wild Hair

Don't you love the names of small town hair salons? Do they really think they are being creative? I think you have to get a license to cut hair or have a salon, part of that application should be a forbidding of improper spelling of words to form your salon. It's not cute. When Napolean Dynamite said he got his hair cut at the "Cuttin' Corral", those of us from small towns knew instantly that it was spelled Kuttin' Korral. My guess is the sign showed fence posts or logs arranged to form the letters for Kuttin' Korral.

Every town of at least 3000 - 4000 people has a salon called either the Hair Affair, the Wild Hair, or some phonetic K sounding girls name followed by Kurl's (Kathy's Kurls), of course there will always be the tricky spelling of the name as well.

However, I will have to give props to one salon that I saw in the tiny town of Merit, Texas. It's salon name? The Curl up and Dye. I like it.

If I ever started a salon, I'd call it Manelining Hairoin. It would bring in a whole new clientele that typically doesn't get their hair cut.

Or how about If I Cut You, You Will Dye for the goth crowd. I'll bet Edward Scissorhands is jealous I thought of that name first.

Moyes vs. Wild Update

So I guess you've heard our plan to raise money for Frank's surgery is going great... 2 points if you can name the movie.

So I think we've decided that Moyes vs. Wild will take place in the Eagle Cap Wilderness outside of LaGrande, OR. Its got all the elements needed for a true survivalist, its almost equal distance between Portland and Idaho, it has fish in the streams, wood to be burned and bear poo for nut gathering.

We're plannning Moyes vs. Wild in two stages, opposite of what the original plan is. Realizing that there men among us with bad knees (Gary and Dad) and weak constitution (Ryan), we will have the hardcore survival outing/backpacking first, and use the opportunity to scout an area for Moyes vs. Wild II where we can drive to camp spot and have some comforts if needed.

We've started a gear list here for those of you who are interested in the first go around. I have much gear if anyone needs to borrow anything, let me know. http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p2GRyg3N7vgfuSxXIv2ndbw

When A Picture Needs A Thousand Words

Long ago my friend and I were driving up to the Coast Range of Oregon to do some motorcycle riding. It was about 8:00 AM on a Saturday morning. We passed a guy in a small logging town that was walking down the street wearing boxer shorts, a womens blouse, and one rubber boot. That's its. Right there we decided the ultimate reality TV show would be one called," The Previous 24 hours", because I bet there is some amazing story to that guy's previous 24 hours.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but there are some pictures that I think need to be accompanied by a couple thousand words just to tell the story. This is one of them. Somehow I wish I was that parrot because that guy just looks cool. He should be involved in a show called,"The Last 20 Years". I'll bet that guy has some stories.

Get Ready to Drink Your Pee!!!

So we've decided that we are going to do a Moyes vs. Wild weekend coming up here in early summer, late spring. Probably do a very tame one, and then a more hardcore one where Dustin has promised to squeeze the excess water out of Ryan's poo. All those who are in say "aye"...

On Survival

While Dustin and I were musing about our survival adventures, I happened upon a Survivalist Blog. Two words... Awesome.

Here is one of the titles to a post:

Eating Road Kill

Road kill has been a viable source of meat for as long as vehicles have been speeding down roads...

and another good one:

Keep Your Preparedness Plans To Yourself
The "Loose Lips Sink Ships" slogan was coined during World War II warning people to keep their mouths shut to limit the amount of information enemie spies could glean from those who worked toward the nations survival.
Your loose lips can sink your best SHTF preparations...

By the way, I found out that SHTF is survivalist jargon for "poop hits the fan". Not a direct translation but I think you get the picture.

And now my favorite...

Outdoor Defecation Techniques

There are several techniques you can use to smooth the process of relieving yourself outdoors. Herein are several of my favorite...

One Of The Best Commercials Of All Time

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