When A Picture Needs A Thousand Words

Long ago my friend and I were driving up to the Coast Range of Oregon to do some motorcycle riding. It was about 8:00 AM on a Saturday morning. We passed a guy in a small logging town that was walking down the street wearing boxer shorts, a womens blouse, and one rubber boot. That's its. Right there we decided the ultimate reality TV show would be one called," The Previous 24 hours", because I bet there is some amazing story to that guy's previous 24 hours.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but there are some pictures that I think need to be accompanied by a couple thousand words just to tell the story. This is one of them. Somehow I wish I was that parrot because that guy just looks cool. He should be involved in a show called,"The Last 20 Years". I'll bet that guy has some stories.

Get Ready to Drink Your Pee!!!

So we've decided that we are going to do a Moyes vs. Wild weekend coming up here in early summer, late spring. Probably do a very tame one, and then a more hardcore one where Dustin has promised to squeeze the excess water out of Ryan's poo. All those who are in say "aye"...

On Survival

While Dustin and I were musing about our survival adventures, I happened upon a Survivalist Blog. Two words... Awesome.

Here is one of the titles to a post:

Eating Road Kill

Road kill has been a viable source of meat for as long as vehicles have been speeding down roads...

and another good one:

Keep Your Preparedness Plans To Yourself
The "Loose Lips Sink Ships" slogan was coined during World War II warning people to keep their mouths shut to limit the amount of information enemie spies could glean from those who worked toward the nations survival.
Your loose lips can sink your best SHTF preparations...

By the way, I found out that SHTF is survivalist jargon for "poop hits the fan". Not a direct translation but I think you get the picture.

And now my favorite...

Outdoor Defecation Techniques

There are several techniques you can use to smooth the process of relieving yourself outdoors. Herein are several of my favorite...